21 March 2010

2009年经典到变态的语录(选)

送你一笑



看到成都把公交遇难人员定为凶手,上海方面非常羡慕,他们多么想说,那幢楼是被那个遇难工人推倒的。

广播体操现在开始:╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗╔囧╗╔囧╝╚囧╝╚囧╗

电话费透支90万的判无期,撞死人的判3年;自动取款机恶意取款17万判无期,贪污几千万判10年。——精彩中国。电话费透支90万的判无期,撞死人的判3年;自动取款机恶意取款17万判无期,贪污几千万判10年。——精彩中国。

到一寺庙,一得道高僧讲:施主捐些款吧,三百五百的都行。回答说:实在没带这么多钱,下次吧。高僧回答:可以刷卡。

骗子太多,傻子明显不够用了

寂寞就是有人说话时,没人在听;有人在听时,你却没话说了!

地铁上的广告:挤吗?买辆车吧!出租车上的广告:堵吗?坐地铁吧!(我觉得到着说更逻辑点)

史上最神秘的部门:有关部门;史上最神秘的人:知情人士;史上最权威的人:砖家叫兽。

20 March 2010

my crisis of existence

In a big city, there are so many people. Even though it may be so crowded that you could touvh the total stranger next to you, yet you are still alone. Why?
Maybe it's because you didn't work to know those people. True. There may be more people than one needs to meet and know, but what in life is exactly what is needed? And how many unneeded things were done?
Sometimes, I sit and think about what all those people are doing. So many of them working hard (maybe not in this slow and lazy country called Portugal) and striving to achieve their goals.